Lol no they are not

Hogwarts legacy was a major success. Almost a million players the first day of launch and that’s only on steam.

Even now, that 2 years old game has more people playing it than Avowed which just launched relatively recently LMAO 🤣. Again, that’s only on steam.

Iw we added PSN and Nintendo, it would totally crush it

Disney said the same lmao

Let’s be real no threat is needed. If this made them win craploads of money they would be plastering Disney world with transexual parades every second of the day

The fact that they are not doing it says a lot

So the republicans were right all this time? Wow

Evil winning?

The fuck are you on about?

Define this evil for the world to see

Should I call you mistah?

Okay let’s say it

Everyone has to work at least a day as a front facing customer service.

ALL public officers elected or not are now chosen by sortition. That’s right baby, we are bringing Athenian democracy back. At least for a while

People can now express without fear of offending others as now they have self awareness to know that others can also think different as them (the P zombies will appreciate this one)

FF 20 years

The whole of humanity is now shareholder of a giant corporation managing the full resources of the Earth-Moon system

As a shareholder, everyone is taken care off, and basic needs are always available. You have been now guaranteed your needs for life, opening up for you to enjoy your freedom.

We start developing a solar collector array using Mercury as a resource stockpile

FF 30 years, we have finished the solar array. The Dyson sphere goes online. We spread during the next 6 hours a salvo of about 200 million self replicating probes through the interstellar space of our Galaxy and beyond it

These probes have everything needed to jump start the process again in other solar systems

If we are lucky, we might have our vector states inside those probes so we will have achieved functional immortality

Let’s see…

Functions that are called in other functions will be declared before any function that calls them.

Okay I can dig this. Let’s see-

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Wait you don’t put salad on your ranch?

“Is that Bantha ham processed? If it’s processed I don’t want it.”

"Ma’am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of Bantha ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several fearful banthas, emulsified in bacta, liquefied in rage, Kessel runned, strained, Droid lasered and ultimately inexorably joined with a Beskar press in an unholy meat obelisk full of suffering.

The force had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that the Jedi are either impotent to alter the universe as the force wills it, or ignorant to the horrors taking place through the Galaxy.

This prism of Bantha is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of sentients all around contempt for the natural order and their craving for the dark side. It is hubris manifest."

“We also have a low midi-chlorian variety if you would prefer that.”

Eh, I mean, that can re grow bone marrow, tissues, bottle souls, repair physical damage and so on. Worst case they apparate to their hospital

Bullets would be an inconvenience at most

Well this kind of got answered in the game of Hogwarts legacy.

I always was curious how they Imbued physical objects with magical properties.

Let’s say, the evanescent cupboards

So these are created as a pair and connected to each other in the sense that whatever you put in one, shows up in the other

It’s basically an actual functional teleporter.

Leaving aside the specific instructions for use, this thing is a massive hack.

So in the games they do sort of explain that you can add magical properties to your clothes by using magical beasts resources.

So maybe the evanescent cupboards are made of one of those beasts that teleport a short distance

Same as the paintings and such

I mean this is the same race of people who have babies launched on purpose from high buildings just to see them bounce harmlessly to see if they are magical or not

Wizards are just built different. In Harry’s case, he comes from a line of wizards that basically stood up to the metaphorical concept of death itself

Shits wack yo

It is also explained that that particular cloak is immune to charms

They clearly state in the books that they cannot create resources at will. The resources need to exist first

Clearly you have not been studying for your OWLS. Focus on Gamp’s transfiguration laws

Remind me! 60 days

I do not believe conservatives are mad at or hate transexuals

I do believe, however, Conservatives don’t really care what you do on your own. Most disagree with transexuals in general, but most also aren’t interested in bossing you around.

I believe your question presumes wrongly that conservatives are spending their days obsessively looking for ways to control or cause either direct or indirect harm to you. They’re not.

The only things they are not really okay with and won’t allow you to do is pushing your views on them.

I understand they will be okay if you don’t ask them to change the facts on your birth certificate (yes, conservatives see what is in there as facts, you can disagree, but that’s how they see it)

I believe conservatives will be mostly okay if you don’t try to pass laws that punish them for not getting on board with your chosen views.

Same as well with using the state apparatus, taxpayer money, to use public schools to push your views.

They would probably be okay with consenting adults being free to dress in whatever way they want and do whatever they want to their own bodies.

However they would be also expecting to not be compelled in any way whatsoever to play along.

Again, that would mean no laws would be made to compel people to use pronouns or any other language they believe to be untrue.

Most surely, they would like that, In the same vein as dressing up differently doesn’t give you access to opposite sex bathrooms, getting surgical procedures done on yourself wouldn’t also give you access to the bathrooms of the opposite sex.

Very probably, In an ideal conservative world, transition surgery would be categorized as an elective cosmetic surgery, and advertised as such.

So, you lose an election and suddenly democracy is fascism, and the choice others made by voting now doesn’t count, and voters are literally Nazis because you are an electoral minority now?

Is that what you guys are going with now?

Sheesh