I don’t see a fatness certificate detailing BFI.

There are people like these today that are sodium intolerant, and their body retains gigantic amounts of water just to deal with that.

I’m talking people that are way, WAY above the average sodium consumption of 2300 milligrams daily.

They don’t know they are intolerant and gain abrupt amounts of weight ( 30 lbs or more in days ) just due to water retention

These are people whose maximum sodium intake should be less than 500-50 milligrams daily

Imagine what that much salt makes to a body

They are legion, because they are many

What’s savery

Yeah this whole thread reads as a weird-ass grooming shit

It’s insane reading the comments telling the father of a girl to accept her daughter being pimped out just like that LMAO 🤣

Ah, a fellow shark survivor and a man of culture I see

https://xkcd.com/349/

People who are like this today, tried to install red hat 5/6 using popular mechanics magazine as an instruction booklet and with floppy disks

Either that or they tried to install Open BSD once and survived: https://xkcd.com/349/

By all standards, a completely understandable outcome

Would be nice to know what part of America you mean by that. It is a pretty big continent you know? Argentinians, Mexicans, Brasilians and so on are all part of America.

Buuuut I’m gonna go ahead and assume you are asking about the UNITED STATES country, right?

Yes it is a Democracy. Not perfect, but then again which one is?

Lol no they are not

Hogwarts legacy was a major success. Almost a million players the first day of launch and that’s only on steam.

Even now, that 2 years old game has more people playing it than Avowed which just launched relatively recently LMAO 🤣. Again, that’s only on steam.

Iw we added PSN and Nintendo, it would totally crush it

Disney said the same lmao

Let’s be real no threat is needed. If this made them win craploads of money they would be plastering Disney world with transexual parades every second of the day

The fact that they are not doing it says a lot

So the republicans were right all this time? Wow

Evil winning?

The fuck are you on about?

Define this evil for the world to see

Should I call you mistah?

Okay let’s say it

Everyone has to work at least a day as a front facing customer service.

ALL public officers elected or not are now chosen by sortition. That’s right baby, we are bringing Athenian democracy back. At least for a while

People can now express without fear of offending others as now they have self awareness to know that others can also think different as them (the P zombies will appreciate this one)

FF 20 years

The whole of humanity is now shareholder of a giant corporation managing the full resources of the Earth-Moon system

As a shareholder, everyone is taken care off, and basic needs are always available. You have been now guaranteed your needs for life, opening up for you to enjoy your freedom.

We start developing a solar collector array using Mercury as a resource stockpile

FF 30 years, we have finished the solar array. The Dyson sphere goes online. We spread during the next 6 hours a salvo of about 200 million self replicating probes through the interstellar space of our Galaxy and beyond it

These probes have everything needed to jump start the process again in other solar systems

If we are lucky, we might have our vector states inside those probes so we will have achieved functional immortality

Let’s see…

Functions that are called in other functions will be declared before any function that calls them.

Okay I can dig this. Let’s see-

Code indentation (tabs) should be set to four spaces.

Wait you don’t put salad on your ranch?

“Is that Bantha ham processed? If it’s processed I don’t want it.”

"Ma’am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of Bantha ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several fearful banthas, emulsified in bacta, liquefied in rage, Kessel runned, strained, Droid lasered and ultimately inexorably joined with a Beskar press in an unholy meat obelisk full of suffering.

The force had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that the Jedi are either impotent to alter the universe as the force wills it, or ignorant to the horrors taking place through the Galaxy.

This prism of Bantha is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of sentients all around contempt for the natural order and their craving for the dark side. It is hubris manifest."

“We also have a low midi-chlorian variety if you would prefer that.”

Eh, I mean, that can re grow bone marrow, tissues, bottle souls, repair physical damage and so on. Worst case they apparate to their hospital

Bullets would be an inconvenience at most