hedgehoglet! hedgehoglet!

I’m gonna talk about how my dog died. You’ve been warned.

We had a dog growing up- a big ol’ husky-sized dog with the face of a dalmatian. Anyway, I always say she died doing what she loved- eating chocolate. It was the only thing she was smart for. She’d get through closed doors, onto a little space we had above our upper kitchen cabinets, just anywhere. Probably once a year, at least. Anyway, diabetes took her eventually. One of the last things we did together was I carried her down to the creek by our house and we spend a few hours there. I didn’t take her on enough walks (no one in my family should have been in charge of another animal), but I did that with/for/to her, at least. I don’t think about Sierra enough, so thank you.

It came to me in a dream.

imagine loading a commercial airliner of people into an early bi-plane that some ignorant capitalist stretched well beyond its limits after promising everyone it would safely fly :)

its going to be okay

bet

Me summoning unamed kittens. Magically 119,334 kitties and to cuddle with.

I imagine, in the event no one ever knew, found out, or cared about the swap, then life would go on, just a bit more weird than before. I can’t imagine it in a modern society, even briefly. We have too many records of too many things. And beyond that, it’d depend on stuff like who they are and how long it’s been. Maybe on how readily both of them can convince people that they are mentally sound and worthy of respect. Who knows? That’d be wild.

Unrelated, but I think the fair folk used to swap infants out with ugly versions, or dying versions? Am I mixing up fairies and the UNSC again?

Respond to comments like this! I have a wealth of time saved up cuz of it

Fuck, that’s just exactly me. It’s an autism trait??

More and more, I approach wishing everyone was autistic lmao

Finally, a way to feel like I’m helping without ever having to make contact with a disabled person (gross). Capitalism at its finest!

The angery plant is right