That’d be a good band name

My phone’s camera app just doesn’t scan qr codes. It’s actually really frustrating. I refuse to install a specific qr scanner, but I’d still like the ability to scan a menu code at restaurants or to get the WiFi connection at a hotel…

Hmmmm…I’d never thought of that…but goddamnit you’re right! Guess I’ll be telling the wife we need to pump a few out!

Nah, what he means by “traditional family values” is the women folk stay indoors, keep the house, pump out kids til they’re a dead shriveled husk, the men get to do whatever they want, sleep around whatever. And if they feel like the wife or kids are talking back they beat the everliving fuck out of em, and that’s fine because the wife and kids shouldn’t have been talking back to the man of the house…

He’s not a hypocrite, he just doesn’t mean the same thing you think he is with the words he’s using.

Not trying to be a dick, but how is it different? From your description of what you were missing it sounds like exactly the same thing.