geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 days agoNot like thatimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1105
arrow-up1105imageNot like thatgeneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 days agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoAlso, toddlers make for amazing meat shields. Nobody can deny that. What sort of monster would shoot you in the head when there’s a toddler protecting it? That’s just simple logic.
minus-squareSturgiesYrFase@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoHmmmm…I’d never thought of that…but goddamnit you’re right! Guess I’ll be telling the wife we need to pump a few out!
minus-squareDoomsider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoShields o’ meat I tell yah. Best thing is you can always make more.
Also, toddlers make for amazing meat shields. Nobody can deny that. What sort of monster would shoot you in the head when there’s a toddler protecting it? That’s just simple logic.
Hmmmm…I’d never thought of that…but goddamnit you’re right! Guess I’ll be telling the wife we need to pump a few out!
Shields o’ meat I tell yah. Best thing is you can always make more.
That’d be a good band name