Yep 😅

Boy do I feel this. Dissociate, panic, dissociate, panic…

I haven’t, but I could maybe see myself doing that

Don’t worry, if my baeic needs are met I’ll happily entertain you for free

Play video games. Bake bread. Learn to code. Create music. Maybe create a game of my own some day. Release it 100% for free because all my needs are met.

… oh, and sex. Lots of sex. But I think that goes without saying

I’m so happy for you! I know that it seems like everything is awful, but you’ve discovered who you want to be and what you like. Some people go their whole life without ever figuring that out.

Don’t think she’s a man, pal. Read the room.

Only if you can read

I’m pretty gay so I’d probably just say “o”

God I hope so

Sounds gay 😉

Baby steps

Schlock uses a plasma cannon, so I’m sure everything is pretty crispy

This has no right to be so relatable 😫

In the US, I feel like one is made with butter and the other is made with lard.

I’m pretty sure most vegans define veganism as “avoiding the exploitation, harm, or commodification of animals as far as is practicable.” The fact that this includes humans is usually intentional.

But I can accept that some humans are harming animals at such massive scales that it really would be better for everyone if they were stopped.

I may be vegan, but I can make an exception for billionaires

The other percentage is twink. Still gay, but for guys this time

You might not think I’m pretty, but I can pay attention to you, if you want. I don’t mind.

… I’m like 90% gay tho

I don’t know Randall, but I expect he would enjoy this.