As I get older I’ve grown annoyed at the power a truly beautiful woman has over me. It’s just a pretty exterior, why should she deserve different treatment than any other nice person? But my heartrate and power of speech don’t seem to agree with this unfortunately.
When a pretty girl pays attention to you but you remember you are straight :(
My condolences /hj
yeah I fucking wish man
You might not think I’m pretty, but I can pay attention to you, if you want. I don’t mind.
… I’m like 90% gay tho
What do you mean by “90%”?
The other percentage is twink. Still gay, but for guys this time
The 10% is the universal aestetic of an ass.
Then you realize they were just doing it to be polite, like everyone else.
One time while I was walking down the street this lady walking the other direction told me I was looking good.
I realize she was just saying it as a “spontaneous act of kindness” sort of thing, but it was like 20 years ago and I remember it.
Someone complimented my hair at a bus station well over a year ago and I still think of it sometimes.
I’ll take “What are feelings I will never experience?” For $500, please.