Garlic bread and sausage gravy.

Please just trust me and try it. It’s actually really fucking good.

Gestures at the current state of America

I don’t know of anyone who uses any other OS that complain about windows the way Linux users do

When I hear people say that porn is bad for your brain I’m always confused. But then I remember rape and cheater porn are two of the most popular forms of porn.

I’ve been using windows my entire life and have never run into any of the issues Linux users talk about all the time.

How you gonna do the Shillelagh this dirty?

Mix of both.

I got perma banned for telling someone to crawl back into their hole because they were defending female genital mutilation while saying circumcision was perfectly fine because uncut penises “looked nasty”.

But I can still access all of reddit. I just can’t comment or upvote/downvote anything. And the nsfw instance of lemmy is a shit show of having to constantly block the same content over and over because there’s eleventy billion versions of the same community.

I’m so fucking sick of the whole “bUt AiM aSsIsT!!!11!”

It’s nowhere fucking near the advantage pc players act like it is when they have pretty much every other advantage using m&k. It’s literally only even a thing in the first place because aiming quickly with a controller is ass for most people.

These comments are wild. My parents and my ex’s parents let us do this and it turned out horrible for everyone. The fact that people are okay with this is crazy to me.

Yes kids are gonna have sex with or without the parents knowing but letting them stay the night isn’t the way to go. Let them keep their doors closed or whatever but no way in hell I’m letting my daughter have a boy stay the night.

The irony of that is after I threw it I screamed “You have one fucking job! BE a dvd player!”

Had a dvd player that would skip all the time even if it was a brand new dvd. Got pissed off and threw it at the wall. Girlfriend plugged it back in a couple hours later and it never skipped again.

Ngl I’d withdraw all my money in hundreds. Draw on them. Then return them to the bank.

Because good natured people don’t want conflict so they avoid it.

Bad natured people actively seek conflict and engage with it whenever possible.

Evil never sleeps. Peace does.

Pretty much. Only a more broad scale.

I can’t say it without getting my comment removed for inciting violence.

Have you never heard of an accent before?

Believe it or not! Exterminatus.

He also canonically fucks. Like a lot.

He only did that to make himself look good. He was the one who originally popularized banning it in the first place.