“System call…”

Trump: “this is my daughter…”

“Adolf, what the hell are you talking about?”

That’s disgusting.

Thank you.

Charlie Kirk looks weird to me now when his face isn’t photoshopped.

holds tongue

“I have to change the pirate sheets.”

Did someone make points with the ball? Follow to find out!

Please make the dudebros go crazy by hiring an unconventionally beautiful MMA fighter to play Aloy.

RIP Carl Weathers. You were a good quest hub.

Nuts to the left, shaved nuts to the right.

These motherfuckers are rolling dice to see who gets my robe! #wtf #romans

If it was full of (now hardened) cement, it really could be too unwieldy to move without expensive, specialized equipment.

It’s true. I had a friend who did a whole sex and died!

Affordable healthcare

Public transit

Civilian oversight

Prisoner rehabilitation

Universal income

Free education

Separation of religion and state

Wealth taxes

Law enforcement accountability

Environmental regulations…

Padme: “So many red flags… but I can fix him!”