Seems none of the 4 signs include sexual attraction toward males and females. Would love to know what the 4 mentioned signs actually are for context

Some movies are so bad they’re good, and this one is the worst I’ve seen by far. Every scene is so poorly scripted and acted that I find myself mesmerized with imagining Tommy Wiseau actually making and being happy with each scene even though they’re so obviously terrible. One of the most fascinating movies I’ve ever watched, thank you for introducing me with your shitposts!