cheesymoonshadow

I’m terrified of going into lakes and rivers because of what might find its way into my skin.

Looks like you do too! We love our Murphy. He’s a super senior at around 20–21 years old.

That really made me laugh, then I told it to my husband and had even more fun, I was crying/laughing. Thank you. XD

Here’s a really dumb one I made up that my husband loves for some reason.

Q: What did the leprechaun say when he was kicked in the balls?

A: Menard’s!