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minus-squareactionjbone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 months agoWhat do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig. (Say it aloud.)
minus-squareWorx@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months agoWhat do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
minus-squareactionjbone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 months agoWhat do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-dear.
minus-squarecheesymoonshadow@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoThat really made me laugh, then I told it to my husband and had even more fun, I was crying/laughing. Thank you. XD
minus-squareactionjbone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoYou’re welcome! And based on your user photo, it looks like you have a really good cat. I thought it was important to say that.
minus-squarecheesymoonshadow@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoLooks like you do too! We love our Murphy. He’s a super senior at around 20–21 years old.
minus-squareesc27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoWhat do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow to no legs? Ground beef
minus-squareactionjbone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoWhat do you call a cow with eight legs? A spider.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig.
(Say it aloud.)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no i-dear.
That really made me laugh, then I told it to my husband and had even more fun, I was crying/laughing. Thank you. XD
You’re welcome!
And based on your user photo, it looks like you have a really good cat. I thought it was important to say that.
Looks like you do too! We love our Murphy. He’s a super senior at around 20–21 years old.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow to no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with eight legs?
A spider.