Best I can do is repeal child labor laws, take away their school lunches, and berate everyone on government assistance for just not “wanting it” enough.

I mean that’s roughly equivalent to my reaction to 99% of what’s on Bad Dragon.

People are weird, they get weirder with the lights off.

Really depends on your favorite flavor of spiritual koolaid here.

Some say you’ll burn forever if you’ve merely heard the word of God and not accepted it, others say you’ll burn regardless of if you had the opportunity to receive the word or not.

Some even say nobody ends up in hell forever and everyone gets saved eventually.

Just pick your favorite and let everyone else pick theirs.