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  • MoonMelon@lemmy.ml
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    11 hours ago

    It looks horrific to me. Like a film prop from Cronenberg or Lynch. I think it’s the mix of mechanical motion, a material that reminds me of Jean Jacket’s stomach from Nope, and a structure like a severely prolapsed rectum. No way could I get off in this thing.

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      4 hours ago

      I mean that’s roughly equivalent to my reaction to 99% of what’s on Bad Dragon.

      People are weird, they get weirder with the lights off.

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      5 hours ago

      This is close to my gut reaction too but I never had a penis so, I felt curious about other opinions.