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Cake day: August 29th, 2024

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  • So this guy the Romans sent to the colonies to persecute christian cultists got lost and hallucinated meeting with Jesus, turned around, and started converting Romans to Christianity instead. They kept all the same stuff from the old polytheistic religion except now they sacrifice goats, do confessions, uphold patriarchy, drink wine and eat bread in service of the one true G.

    Except, the Romans brutally tortured and nailed his naked ass to the cross… How do you spin that? Say it was all for our suffering, of course! That it was completely consensual and part of the plan. And since Romans spread Christianity far and wide across Europe it became the standard.









  • *RAD HARMONICA TUNES

    Away down South in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators
    Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away!
    Where cotton’s king and men are chattels
    Union boys will win the battles
    Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!

    We’ll all go down to Dixie, away, away!
    Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
    Away! Away! We’ll all go down to Dixie!
    Away! Away! We’ll all go down to Dixie!

    I wish I was in Baltimore, I’d make secession traitors roar
    Right away! Come away! Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!
    We’ll put the traitors all to route, I’ll bet my boots we’ll whip 'em out
    Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!

    We’ll all go down to Dixie, away, away!
    Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
    Away! Away! We’ll all go down to Dixie!
    Away! Away! We’ll all go down to Dixie!

    Oh may our Stars and Stripes still wave forever roar the free and brave!
    Right away! Come away! Right away, come away! Come away!
    And let our motto forever be for Union and for Liberty
    Right away! Come away! Right away, come away!

    We’ll all go down to Dixie, away, away!
    Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
    Away! Away! We’ll all go down to Dixie!
    Away! Away! We’ll all go down to Dixie!





  • They were also prevalent on Reddit but they’re more sensitive to the enshitification that some other countries like the USA and France are more accustomed to, so more Germans made the leap than Americans.

    A lot of the internet is USA and Europe, and more recently India, just in general. China, Russia, and North Korea all heavily restrict their internet access and normal people in those countries probably don’t use english-centric online communities anyways. I’m not sure why the adoption rate seems much lower in other places, perhaps they’re still developing.