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This is, of course, not why Trump is doing this.

Oof, that’s old-school Jeremy Allen White from Shameless

I get plenty your mums a very giving person

I have no idea what this means.

Just imagine being the person who went their entire life believing the word “microwave“ was actually “Michael wave“. What was that person’s life like?

I bet it was pretty crazy.

This may explain why you don’t get any

I thought it was absolutely hilarious satire, and I laughed at the entire movie. Everyone told kept telling me to be quiet, but I just couldn’t stop laughing.

It was wonderfully self-aware, and it tore it itself to shreds.

Suction cup on the bottom. Are you telling me your dildo doesn’t have one? Then how are you supposed to stick it to the floor or wall and ride it?

Any will work. This is a backend thing.

Considering that USENET goes back to the 70s, and bittorrent was invented in 2001, one of these things is clearly ancient and the other isn’t.

Is this an ad? Because everyone in that photo is unreasonably attractive.