“Which in this case is the same shit.”

TIL peak stiffness during rigor mortis occurs around the 12-24 hour mark, fyi.

Feels so wiggly.

It was a sarcastic yawn because you were one of the only one to list an actually cool power. I guess that wouldn’t be immediately clear, in retrospect.

Ted Danson is another crazy example of this and recently did an interview with Dick Van Dyke on his podcast (on YouTube on Team Coco).

I hear Pavarotti in my head. Neeessuuun doooormaaaaa… ⁿᵉᵉᵉᵉˢˢᵘᵘᵘᵘⁿ ᵈᵒᵒᵒᵒʳᵐᵃᵃᵃ

Aaaand now I’m listening to Nessun Dorma.

I’ve been on both sides of this and, yeah, it’s pretty unexpectedly hot and/or sweet. Once had a girl recite Chaucer in the original Middle English from memory. Pretty good. Prettyyyy, pretttyyyy good.

“The essence of immorality is the tendency to make an exception of myself,” wrote the philosopher Kant

That’s actually a slightly botched Jane Addams quote:

I once heard Father Huntington say that the essence of immorality is the tendency to make an exception of one’s self and I would like to add that to consider one’s self in any wise unlike the rank and file of human life is to walk straight toward the pit of self righteousness.

Source.

It sounds like they’re using some sort of didgeridoo sample.

Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN

Nincompoop

Damn, that’s so cool.

I risk a broken arm if my dog sees a squirrel. She’s never even close to catching one, but it sure doesn’t stop her from trying.

Free as in fallin’?

Those are barnacle tongues. If you touch them, they start pulling you up towards their mouth.

Turkmenistan

You gents have convinced me to click around a bit more. I have my research cut out for me this evening.

Where!? Are you peeping on folks?

Well, yeah, if you’re lucky enough to find an old magazine in the woods, but that doesn’t count, because it’s not usually free otherwise.

Krita was by far the best when I had a Wacom.