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I have aged since but I’m not quite 27 yet, so maybe it worked?
I’ll try adding that eyeglass cleaner and let you know how it’s going when I’m 40.

Holy shit you just reminded me of my childhood.
I remember mixing all the things I could find in the bathroom because I thought it would make your hair grow faster and might be the secret to immortality, because none of the scientists would have considered mixing dove and palmolive together.

Teledildonics.
Apparently they can also help you cheat at chess.

The ‘mistake’ of receiving more than one unsolicited nude?
He was ok with the gofundme, but wasn’t ok with you sending the gofundme to others?
And you’re supposed to report everything to him but he doesn’t do the same for you?

Your boyfriend is free to express his insecurities. And it wouldn’t be unreasonable for him to say that if you continue messaging strangers in that context, he won’t feel comfortable continuing the relationship.

It’s perfectly normal to set boundaries and to get upset when your partner crosses them, but it sounds like he’s getting upset about you crossing boundaries which he never made clear.

So not only are there unreasonable one-sided expectations, you’re also supposed to be a mind reader who knows what all of those expectations and boundaries are in advance.

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Him ending the relationship because you saw a dick pic and have had sex multiple times in the past just shows his immaturity and lack of commitment.
You didn’t cheat on him, you got sent a nude.
It’s not like you were planning an affair.
I bet he looks at porn all the time, would you break up with him for it?
You don’t need to report every single thing that you do to him, does he honestly do the same for you?

He’s either a stupid misogynist who holds you up to higher standards than he sets for himself, or he’s just looking for an ‘out’ to the relationship without taking any responsibility.
He’d prefer to make you feel bad than to admit he doesn’t want to continue the relationship due to his personal beliefs.

I don’t want to tell you who you should or shouldn’t date, but there are much more understanding people out there who will love you unconditionally.

Ha, you want choice in how your OS functions?
Here, have another bing toolbar for your settings app.

I know it’s only anecdotal but I was gaming at age 5, and I definitely knew the difference between games and real life.

Depends how closely it resembles them.
If it’s indistinguishable I’d take it as a compliment, otherwise I might take it as how you would prefer me to look.

It really depends on how porn/sex-positive the SO is.
If you’re just looking for spankbank material, maybe you could do a photoshoot together?

Filters are nice too, if you’re here for escapism rather than news.

I’d pay for your bodily fluid any day ;)

Not sure if it was a plasma issue or a wayland issue, but I tried it last year and had trouble with cursor locking.

Virtualbox had issues with the input being intermittent, and my mouse would move off the screen while gaming.

It might be fixed now, but I don’t plan on trying it again for another few years, because what I’m using works for me.

I would argue that unless you’re specifically trying to learn a new language, you should use whatever language you’re most effective in.

If that happens to be C++, use it.

Nah the dad was too strong to be brainwashed by the babysitter’s sexual deviance. But those poor baby sperm overhead everything and became infected with the gay.

You can blame @[email protected] for that one.

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How, It, FEELS. to Find a PENNY!
oh MY god. Wow.

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my CAT. is so, cute!

Careful, they might call you a nazi for saying that

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I agree that some things can be objectively immoral, but I think there’s a lot of grey/subjective areas too.

Is it objectively immoral to not spend 100% of your free time helping others?

What about choosing to have kids instead of adopting?

Turning someone’s life support machine off after they’ve been declared braindead?

Killing a serial killer in an act of self defense?