Nah, they just get reborn. Like, ping

The problem is that tigers have a taste for Bodhisattvas now.

Nah, cervical cancer is down to such an extent in the vaccinated cohorts that we can confidently say that it was the HPV causing it. Those vaccinations have been a massive, massive success. Much more than expected by public health scientists.

Not Terry Pratchett’s Small Gods?

Oh FISHING. Moving along, nothing to see here.

I’d like to note that conquistadors actively spread disease amongst natives. They knew what they were doing.

Both the “locks away guns, guns are always empty except on the shooting range or hunting, safety conscious” person and the “gets drunk every evening and sleeps with a loaded gun under their pillow” person are actually totally safe as long as they uphold the number one rule of gun safety: “The barrel of a gun may never be pointed at a person”. Super hard to shoot someone unless you are Angelina Jolie or James McAvoy or one of those bullet ricochet superheroes. Of course it’s a useless rule since it is simply stating the obvious. But that doesn’t seem to stop people from repeating it.

Pixar uses bonuses a lot. They fired 15% of their workforce before a big bonus coming up.

The dude (lady?) engraved also has a cellphone and a laptop

Yeah, but Zoldyck was talking about doing something Vs doing nothing. And that doing something random is fine as long as it is something.

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

It’s in the video, somebody linked it. He has testosterone over 1,500 and super high SHBG. He’s 31 and has never really grown a beard so it’s probably always been high. If it’s cancer then it’s a very slow one. Probably just a genetic variation that produces high SHBG and the body produces more testosterone to compensate. Hard to predict what kind of problems it might give him down the road since it’s probably rare.

Elon Musk is a fake gamer girl

If it was one of those federal jobs with a 3 year probation then green text is probably unemployed now.

Well, I can’t answer that, now can I? There was a YouTube like I described but I don’t remember his name.

It probably lacks correction for age…

Is that the YouTuber that couldn’t grow a beard even though he was in his thirties so he had this hormone levels checked and his testosterone was through the roof?

People talking about light mode and completely ignoring that every app launches with a completely white screen, brighter than the sun.

How did they never pay for anything? Shoplifting? Are they literally a statue of a Confederate general?

No, that’s Furina.

And the word you’re looking for is vasovagal syncope.

I should mellow this a bit.

Right now you’re experiencing some degree of culture shock so that’s going to take ~6 months before that is fully settled. “This is weird.” “Yes, that’s something people experience in a variety of contexts”.

But outside of that in the long run you really have to think about what’s important to you and carve out time for that or you will be lonely and miserable. Something with regularity. I play board games with friends once a week. Sometimes I can’t make it and they do it without me. But there’s still way too much of my time that ends up being me staring at Lemmy or the TV, thinking that I really should <some chore>. And you can end up like that whether you are single or in a relationship. School was simpler.

There’s culture shock and then hopefully you settle into the idea that this is your life now.