75% male?? What’s Qatar doing??

I knew something was off with this one. I remembered the image, but not that text. It really isn’t necessary.

Also, it reminded me of these caption mix-ups:

It’s interesting how much technology has slowed down. Back in the 80s and 90s a 5 year old game looked horribly outdated. Now we’re getting close to some 20 year old games still looking pretty decent.

Yeah, it’s actually helpful to have safe spaces for hateful assholes so they can be corralled away.

Seth MacFarlane: “Norm, you want to be a blob?”

Norm: “Hell yeah, I’ll be a blob.”

By Michael Ende

*threw it over his head with one hand, according to this.

“Did you make sure it’s plugged in?”

“Of course I did! Do you think I’m an idiot?”

“You mind just checking for me real quick?”

“…”

“Sir?”

“Never mind, it’s working now.”

My favorite (tongue in cheek) comment, specifically about (gay) marriage is that LGBTQ+ people should have the right to be just as unhappy as the rest of us, in marriage.

While not so bad now that they’re legally allowed to marry, this joke was kinda cringey before then. “Sure you don’t have the right to marry who you love like most people do, but ‘wife bad’, amiright??”

The neighbors complained because they have nothing better to do, but why was the ordinance created in the first place?

I would have liked to find out why this ordinance exists. It makes no sense to me.

Ah, Bishop Chalmers, welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

I remembered it happening in a game, but couldn’t remember which without googling it first. I never did beat him, either!

There’s that pesky apostrophe again!