I eat one credit card a day to build immunity to capitalism

Critiquing capitalism while participating in it and name dropping a brand huh? 🤔

It really pains us, we’ll have to kill your wives and children too It’s purely business, we just cannot have them avengin’ you

Rip Trevor moore

Absolutely will not happen in Ohio, the only way the statehouse could do anything beneficial for it’s citizens would be to have a massive gas leak

Are you using the center point by surface area instead of the center point by mass!?! 🤮🤮🤮

Just learn docker

Ahem 🤓👆They still have wifi, there is just no internet connection.

My favorite is home depot locking up stuff but not locking up the bolt cutters

I just cut shit off the racks or tear the packaging. If it’s in a cage I’m going somewhere else.