I’m in!

The name for my imaginary band is: The Cuban Sandwich Crisis

But I’ve also got a list of names as I come up with them.

Favorite already taken band name: Youth in Asia

Edit: formatting

Yep

We bought a giant bag of plastic springs and one of ours loves to play fetch with them

The worst one they tell is "We’re cops, were not allowed to lie. "

Fuckers.

In some parts of the US (at least, maybe nationally) the castle doctrine even extends to your car. It is thought of as an “extension” of your home/castle.

Edit: spelling

Technically this is illegal in lots of countries. It’s just hard to enforce afik.

Garuda KDE-lite is what I’ve been using my and it’s great

ah thanks. I didn’t know that had a smell lol, but I’ve also never been around it not in a body

CSF?

Button first then forget to zip

And here I thought you were brewing cats!

Hehe same

Early AI attempts at a hand holding a pen (circa 2025, colorized)

/lh

Haven’t you heard?

In all seriousness though, thanks for the pink Floyd cover!

Russian light cruisers

Psh now I know youre full of it. The Russians can’t travel on light

That’s some sci-fi nonsense.

1. Where is “planet earth?”
2. I’ve seen Kremlin’s and it’s a great movie. Just don’t feed your mogwai after midnight or get it wet, and you don’t have to deal with kremlins.
3. Aim for the heart and mind, obviously. Quicker kill.

Checkmate lib.

Lol minus the birdfeeder thing you just described dogs.

Cats bury their shit, tend to avoid dogs / fights with bigger animals, and I’ve never seen one dig up a flowerbed.

Let’s eat, Grandpa.

Let’s eat Grandpa.

Commas save lives, friend.

We’ve regressed into believing a lot of imaginary things are real.

Wrestling is the least of our worries.