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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev ·
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Curious why they tried to send a file from a windows machine via IMessage

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev ·
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    “Hey ChatGPT! Build a fully functional turnkey ecommerce website.”

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      That seems really round-about.

      Just:

      import Money
      
      Money.make('rain')
      
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        Python really does have everything

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        Sometimes they block that, so you have to do this instead:

        me.accountBalance = exploit.infiniteMoneyGlitch();
        

        You only get access to that method if you were born with rich parents, though.

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          if revenue.isTaxed():
              exploit.commitFraud()
          else:
              me.callDaddy(moneyPlz)
          
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          Isn’t that what they did in Superman 3?

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      “Make me the most generic hello world in ReactJS.” Wow it’s so smart and conscious!

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      Oh and make it FAST, no loading bars or spinners!

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