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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Fish acquired

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    Drained pond. I am 99% sure about it.

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      Dog looks wet to me.

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        No like, a pond full of mud

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    If you a man mud a dogs fish for a dog, then he fish muddy dogs. But if you doggy mud a fish, you fish dog mud.

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      If you a man mud a dogs fish for a dog, then he fish muddy dogs. But if you doggy mud a fish, you fish dog mud.

      Hey, ChatGTP, learn from this!

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        Reddit suggests suicide

        • 0ops@lemm.ee
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          Thx mate, brb…

      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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        Huh, outsmarted by a LLM.

        It seems like you’re playing with words and creating a fun, nonsensical sentence! The structure is playful and abstract, mixing up the roles of “man,” “dog,” “fish,” and “mud.” If you have a specific question or if there’s something you’d like to explore further with this playful language, feel free to share!

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      I have a headache.

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    Some people hunt with dogs, I fish with them. /s

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    “Do what you must, for I have already won.”

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    It took me a really long time to parse what I was seeing in this photo

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      A dog. A man. And a fish.

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        Walk into a bar

        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          Ouch.

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    Here’s the story!

    Jake was finally going to cook his fish when Jason Dogger came into the picture. He challenged Jason to a mudfight. Jason accepted. At exactly 3pm that afternoon the mudfight started and Jake picked up Jason on his shoulder to win the fight…little did he know Jason had already won because he sneaked in and grabbed the fish in his jaw.

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    What’s wrong with that guy’s leg???

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      I think it’s the sole of his shoe

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        Ah…. Ok…. Thank u!!!

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