We’re excited to announce our newest innovation in trailer security… The Guard Goose 3000! 🦢💨 After years of research, we’ve discovered that a highly trained attack goose is the most effective theft deterrent. Not only do they honk aggressively at intruders, but they’ll also chase them at speeds up to 20 mph! No batteries, no wiring—just pure honking power. Pre-orders start today… if you can handle the honks. 😂 Monthly service fees required of $3000 for the lifetime of the Guard Goose 3000