No need to name names or sources.

Mine has to be some dude that insisted that advertising is a “30,000 year old technology”

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      Yes, but those are dirty, brutish science rocks. Not special coloured crystals with the powers of emotional healing™, protection against negative auras™ or unseen life™, and the power to give a room or a house a positive atmosphere™.

      You know, the kind that those doctors (who totally know nothing at all!) don’t want you to know about because it’ll put them out of business.

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        I use very nice quartz in my daily life, and if they would have cracks or so my day would definitely be ruined

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        Replace them with colored glass for a week and see if anything happens. Then you can publish your results in Crystals Weekly if they work, or one of the science ones if they don’t.

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        Don’t forget “promoting wellness”.

        I appreciate that we’re past the days when they could make specific claims and get away with it, though.