tetris11@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 days agoSome Decent Linux Jokes?imagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up189
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minus-squareCrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.worklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·5 days agoAlice: Make me a sandwich. Bob: No. Go fuck yourself. Alice: sudo make me a sandwich. Bob: Okay. Here you go.
minus-squareOmegaLemmy@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-24 days agoTeach your kids the magic phrase… Sudo. 'Whats the word?" “Please!!!” “No! It’s not! It’s sudo!”
minus-squareElvith Ma'for@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoPretty pretty sudo with —no-preserve-root on top?
minus-squareOmegaLemmy@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoAre you crazy!? Are you trying to kill your parents!?
minus-squareElvith Ma'for@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoWELL, I’m not running kill -9 $PPID
Alice: Make me a sandwich.
Bob: No. Go fuck yourself.
Alice:
sudomake me a sandwich.Bob: Okay. Here you go.
relevant xkcd
Teach your kids the magic phrase… Sudo.
'Whats the word?"
“Please!!!”
“No! It’s not! It’s sudo!”
Pretty pretty sudo with —no-preserve-root on top?
Are you crazy!? Are you trying to kill your parents!?
WELL, I’m not running