I’m guessing you had to actually grow up and care for your own needs and figure out how to navigate the real world.

This emerald-spoon fed motherfucker has never had to do a thing for himself. The most significant things he learned after preschool was likely reading and writing.

But Mexico has 63 more miles of coastline on the Gulf than the USA does.

He’ll solve that too.

Add to it that they evacuate their bowels and are alive long enough to suffer embarrassment.