To boldly go where everyone else has been before.

Help me, Dr Zaius!

(It makes cars go)

Clever girl…

It’s telling that we find lions and tigers as cute as we do small cats. Means cat cuteness isn’t a trait that was selected for in them so we’d let them stick around but it could have easily been the other way.

I was in a situation where a friend’s very aggressive cat was looking at a small lizard that escaped while I was supposed to be feeding both, but not to each other obviously. Basically I had to willingly put my hands into a blender to solve this. But I managed to get her into a different room and close the on her without hurting her in any way.

Oh, and the lizard also bit me when I picked it up to put it back into its terrarium, but at that point I was way past caring.

This wheelchair’s made for ridin’
And that’s just what it’ll do
One of these days the wheelchair’s
gonna ride all over you

Have you tried making a meme about how windows is so much better?

Those are very rare. In fact, I’m pretty sure there can be only one.

You just had to bring it out.

I haven’t heard from Nicole in a while. Hope she’s OK.

obvs

“NOSEWAT”

Good old Penis van Lesbian.

Maybe she’s a website…

Super green!

A Dalek’s worst enemy:

The Doctor
Stairs
Cat

Like most characters in movies, even.

Rad, even.