• schibutzu@lemm.ee
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        6 days ago

        Well yes, but only three words are actually German and the sentence is grammatically complete fuck to the point that I’m unsure whether it’s Denglish as spoken by a German or somebody pretending to be German by inserting funny German words into an English sentence. Or maybe it’s an evil lizard person trying to imitate our language and humour.

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      5 days ago

      Let me tell you, folks, I was absolutely baffled—nobody has ever been as baffled as I was, believe me. I spoke to the experts, the best experts, and they all agree: I’m the best at being baffled. They’ve never seen anyone quite like me, truly. It’s incredible, really. When you look at what I’ve accomplished, it’s just tremendous. No one has ever been more baffled, and I mean that in the best way possible. We’re talking about a level of bafflement that’s off the charts!

      (this was stolen from someone else)

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    6 days ago

    The creases on that guys hand are weird for some reason to me. Double-jointed thumb?

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      6 days ago

      Looking at how chonky his wrist is, I suspect that “original OP” is quite a big lad and that this isn’t his first schnitzel sandwich. Suspect it’s more “plump thumb” than a double-joint.

    • RedSnt 👓♂️🖥️@feddit.dk
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      6 days ago

      I get weird creases when I do the motion of holding a hotdog as well. Something about moving the thumb over making the skin wrinkly.
      Although that is a a very defined big wrinkle where I have lots of small ones, so I guess you’re right.

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      6 days ago

      Iraqi dictator who killed hundreds of thousands of his own people, and massacred kurds

      He also invaded kuwait and there was the Iran-iraq war.

      • Smorty [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        6 days ago

        oh hey!!! <3 i kno u! ur the prsn from the matrix!!! ~ ~ ~ <3

        oki n why is he lik - red n underground n stuff? was he burried aliv or whatevr?,-,.-, i dun undrstnd…

        alsu why is he a funi? lik - hitrl isn a funi as far as i kno… n alsuu killin peeps isn funi i thinks…

        or r we mekin fun of him cuz he was so awful?..

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          oh hey!!! <3 i kno u! ur the prsn from the matrix!!! ~ ~ ~ <3

          The one and only.

          oki n why is he lik - red n underground n stuff? was he burried aliv or whatevr?,-,.-, i dun undrstnd…

          It’s a little complicated, but:

          On December 13th, 2003, Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein was captured during Operation Red Dawn by American military forces.[1] The dictator was found hiding in a spider hole at one of two search sites in Ad-Dard, Iraq.

          On December 14th, 2003, BBC[2] reported on the capture of Hussein. In the English article and its translated versions, an illustration of the spider hole Hussein was hiding in, titled “Saddam’s Hiding Place,” was used (English version shown below).

          https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/saddam-husseins-hiding-place

          alsu why is he a funi? lik - hitrl isn a funi as far as i kno… n alsuu killin peeps isn funi i thinks…

          See above

          or r we mekin fun of him cuz he was so awful?..

          Yeah, fuck him. May he rest in piss.

          Anyways, obligatory:

          الله يحرقك ويلعنك يا صدام يا بوزو 😂