The distro family trees are like different pantheons.
Distros are like individual gods. Community developers are priests and end-users are the commoners who pray for blessings, good fortune, and happy lives. Priests direct the prayers of commoners to their respective gods.
There is the Debian pantheon, ancient gods of peace and stillness.
The Arch pantheon, progressive gods that bring revolution along with a bit of chaos.
The Red Hat pantheon, gods tha- wtf am I writing?
No keep going, I like what you’re cooking.
Linux produces actual results. Linux hate is the religion.
The one true way is TempleOS.
We do willingly summon daemons to inhabit our magic crystals.
Can we change
systemctl starttosystemctl summonpls??
Linux from scratch is atheist?
LFS is a weird fundamentalist sect.
Faith without works is dead
I like how you realized part way through that you were typing out nonsense, and decided to post it anyway lol
Also: how high are you right now?
