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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

New side hustle just dropped

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New side hustle just dropped

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Soon:

    MrBeast FOOD HACKS: Buy a live chicken… infinite eggs! We can beat grocery stores! We just invented farming!


    Also I’m so sorry for this post. Please forgive me. His face haunts me.

    • nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I’m glad that I missed most of the streamer nonsense.

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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      * for the first 1/3rd of the chickens life

      self-hoted H5N5!

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        Depending on how attached people get it can easily be their entire life…

        • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Folks can certainly keep their chicken friens and make sure they have lovely long lives, but they only lay eggs for about 1/3rd of their lifespan.

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Ohhhhhh I thought that it was about someone starting to lay eggs and selling them for cash… Yea, I should go to sleep.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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      I’m gonna share this image with no context and refuse to elavorate.

  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    I can’t afford 3 at a time. Do you sell Loosies?

  • mesamunefire@lemmy.world
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    No joke my neighbor has chickens. This is how I feel haha

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      Same. I wonder if she’s guarding her chickens? Those breakfast restaurants might get real desperate.

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        I’m assuming egg products at restaurants have enough profit to not need to raise the price of those.

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    You breaking those baggies down? Can you front me a single? I just gotta get through tonight. bro I get paid friday don’t worry about it. Let me just get one and I’ll pick up the rest then. Come on bro.

  • midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works
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    Bullshit, that’s some shwag. Hit me up, I got that cage free.

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      Cage free? Next you’re gonna tell us you got Organic. Who do you think you are Pablo Escobar?

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    Thought they were packages of coke for a second until I remembered that eggs are white in America. Don’t think I’ve ever seen a white egg shell in person.

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      Where are you from, is this a joke or something? We have white eggs in Europe and Asia

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        UK. Maybe they exist here but I’ve never seen one.

        Edit: Apparently they do exist here but brown eggs are more common. The colouring is due to the breed of the hen https://www.egginfo.co.uk/egg-facts-and-figures/brown-vs-white-eggs

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        Maybe bros in Australia or sumn

        • Cypher@lemmy.world
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          Nah we have white eggs here too.

      • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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        I am from europe and have never seen an egg this white. Even the lightest ones have at least a slight brown tinge.

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        I think it’s about 1 of 3 is white for the hens here.

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    I’ll suck your dick maaaan, for an omelette.

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    Capitalization breeds innovation

    • iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com
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      Fixed that for you:

      Capitalization Breeds Innovation

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    🥚

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    I don’t know why you people are even paying for eggs in the first place. All I have to do is find a lady squid.

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