This tastes like grandma’s ashtray!

Sir, did you think they were raging against the washing machine?

OW! WHY IS THIS PACKAGE BITTING ME?!

My original thought, too lol

I had to see it so you do too

There’s a lot of ways i can go with a response, considering what those boots used to be called.

I would recommend value village though

Our ancestors weren’t bagging deer with compound bows, and high powered rifles.

That’s quitter talk