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Looks like he was worked like a bitch. Slave work 12 hours a day!
Working slaves 12hrs/day?
he looks like he’s one of those trolls that live under bridges
Flows nicely, but it’s an inaccurate collage of plot elements.
- Isildur lost the ring in a river.
- Déagol found the ring in a river.
- Sméagol killed Déagol for the ring.
- Sméagol (now Gollum) lost the ring in a cave.
- Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Frodo, Gollum, 🌋?
So one thing I don’t get… Hobbits are supposed to be like a nice race, not easily corruptible, all they want is food and peace. A hobbit would be the best race to trust with the one ring. Bilbo had it for like 80+ years and gave it away, Frodo threw it away and ignored it for like 18 years, Sam didn’t give a shit about it… So why did it corrupt Sméagol so? He was a hobbit too.
That’s the thing, though. It did corrupt them.
Almost everyone who touched the ring immediately got curropted by it, with the exception of Frodo, but in the end it did work on him anyway.
Bilbo tried keeping the ring a secret as soon as he found it.
Sam had difficulties giving the ring back to Frodo, and he only had it for a day or two.
And if I remember correctly, I think the situation with Sméagol was accelerated for the movie scene.
Yeah, I get that. They were all influenced in some way. I thought hobbits were supposed to be perfect for the job as they were considered lesser in power than the other races, so the ring wouldn’t really empower them as much, thus less chance of corruption. The same reason they couldnt just fly to Mt Doom on the eagles as they were a powerful race, more susceptible to corruption. Gollum wanted the ring more than life itself and killed for it very quickly so I find its just that aspect I find hard to believe.
I have interpreted it less as “the hobbits are less powerful”, and more as “what would a powerful hobbit even want?”.
If a hobbit had all the power in Middle Earth, they would have an amazingly cozy hobbit hole with the best food and their parties and garden would be the envy of every hobbit and probably some elves and men. Hobbits don’t really have much interest in conquest, and their definition of dominance includes being well-liked or admired by those they dominate.
Smeagol had the ring for nearly 500 years and never completely succumbed to its power like the ring-wraiths did. While he was corrupted, he still had a spark of himself under all those centuries of madness. I believe Gandalf specifically points this out somewhere. Something about the nature of hobbits enabled them to resist the ring better than any other race, even the high elves that had lived on Valinor–heck, even Gandalf, a Maia, feared to take up the ring. The only person who seemed able to bear it with no corruption was Tom Bombadil in the books.
Sméagol is from a race that was closely related to hobbita, but not exactly hobbits.
Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.
What if there were also a bear?
I would try to pet it.
They’re cuddly!
Would you take a selfie with it?
Unleash the bear on Tate
The bear deserves better food
The bear can just use him as a chew toy.
And then shoot him.
Hope the two bullets in Tate give it lead poisoning.
Wise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you’d almost certainly miss.
Are we sure this isnt a fae type situation with Sauron? Like its said you can only kill a fae with pure or true iron but I have found that they are rather susceptible to being hit by a 2001 Honda Civic.
I’d shoot myself and then Tate
Just kidding, I’m not suicidal
Now isn’t that precious
Him, his brother, Canadian benzo king, that uppity African-American with several baby mommas, orange deity, Yaxley-Fucking-Lennon et al. almost make me want to be anti cis white male… but then I realise that would make me more, not less, like them.
Kids, if you’re reading this, trust me when I say that if these guys are your heroes then you’ve fucked up already - but it’s never too late to save yourself. Good luck.
There is a serious problem of kids, especially boys, not having heroes these days.
Villains all the more.
I can’t say for sure, but I have no reason to doubt that.
that uppity African-American with several baby mommas
I have no idea who you’re referring to, but why are you using slurs and negative stereotypes?
There’s a guy, a South African, who, in my opinion has too much of a say in another country’s (the US’) politics. He bought Twitter, works with electric cars, space rockets, brain chips etc.
His name escapes me. Sorry to offend you.
Elon Musk
I think they are trying to refer to musk but he is African not African-American. Hrm…
He’s (South) African, now (less than legally) American.
That’s pretty much African-American. He’s got apartheid all over his birth & soul rather than a darker skin color, if that’s your gateway.
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I’m starting to believe goblins do exist and they’re out there grifting incels.
Only just starting?
At least bad things are happening to ONE bad person. Andrew Tate, my beacon of hope.
My feelings exactly. We have to be happy about even small wins like this
Puft diddly being charged was that for a moment as well.
When the karma finally shows up…
Mainly I’m going to slave these bitches […] I’m going to make them work even more hours and hours and hours… I work these bitches like slaves. […] SLAVE work. Minimum 10 or 12 hours a day."
“I don’t want to tell them that they have OnlyFans, I want that money to be used by me and you, screw them…”
“I don’t want them to have the passwords, I don’t want them to have anything.”
The Tate brothers, and some of the women working for them, previously told investigators that the allegations are the result of jealousy.
Projection
There’s probably some nice people who look like that, too, so I prefer to attack his ugly as fuck character and soul.
Why resort to criticizing their looks, when they’re sooo much uglier inside?
It’s fair to attack someone’s looks when it is a point of pride they assert themselves. He obviously thinks he’s some kind of hotshot macho man, so kicking him when he’s down is fine given the crimes he’s committed and how generally awful he is. It is not the same as making fun of a random person’s appearance for no reason.
Holy shit that’s Andrew Tate? Lmao
No that’s Gollum, from smash hit video game “The Lord of the Rings: Gollum”.
Lol that’s wild. What color is your Bugatti now mother f*cker lol
Doesn’t really matter if it’s fair. It’s not right. And your eagerness to jump to it, once you feel justified to do so, says a lot about your own character.
Holy shit your horse is tall
So did his scammy pick up artist “how to be an alpha” classes pay off for you?
Agreed.
What living in Romania does to a mfr.
Nosferatu-maxxing, it’s this cool new trend
Yeah I look like Nosferatu, it’s a bald white thing. Although apparently Tate’s dad was black? Either way.
Edit: I should clarify, I look like a jacked Nosferatu. I’ll manage.
I certainly don’t mean to bodyshame bald people, I meant more Tate going and living in Romania to do sex crimes only to return to England looking like he’s been living in a coffin full of dirt was the nosferatu maxxing trend
it’s not me body that’s the problem
It’s a nice.
It’s more likely steroids used to make him an “alpha male.”
“Peak alpha male”
Looks more like andrew Taint to me.
Seeing his face is like hearing a vicious slur.
Is that Asmongold?
Why you do Asmondgold like that?
Aww you’re right. We can’t throw shade at the genocide supporting right wing grifter.
Well I guess I’m ootl on that one, what’d asmon do?
Supported genocide. Palestinian specifically. And not like “Supports Israel and thinks civilian casualties are an unfortunate inevitability of war”, but very unapologetically thinks the Palestinians should die.
unapologetically
He did apologize
Never listen that much to him. Just watched his stream for a bit when he played FFXIV. No idea he did that.
Andrew Tate uranium cake
More like urinal cake.
I bet that’s what they tried to say but autocorrect fucked it.
