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“Your bed is a car.”
“Yeah but it’s a fuckin’ sweet car.”
“I sleep in a big bed with my wife”
Perfect bed for living somewhere that floods all the time.
Bit narrow for satisfactory booty plundering imho, although that wheel looks convenient for tying people to before you make them “walk the plank”.
I like the cut of your jib.
Gonna shiver them timbers, am I right?
It’s a cool bed, but nobody’s gonna shiver your timbers but yourself. Are you willing to pay that price?
I want this, but as a coffin.
This ikea sucks.
holds tongue
“I have to change the pirate sheets.”
