Do you use one or more towels or washcloths?
Do you get worried that you might have dried your face with the same side you dried your butt with?
I just shake the water off like a dog.
I just try to befriend the water and it vanishes.
You mean to tell me y’all aren’t just standing in front of a huge, industrial fan to dry off?
Just move the towel around randomly until Im halfway dry. Doesnt matter if there is some water left, it will dry soon enough.
Top to bottom. Water runs downhill.
I use the side of my hand to squegee it all down, then just have to towel off a little dampness. Learned that technique as a kid when I went to camp and only had a hand towel size for 2 weeks because of poor packing.
I dry my croch and ass first so I can get that fresh whiff when the towel goes to my face.
You’re drying yourself off after cleaning yourself. If you cleaned yourself properly, it doesn’t matter what you dry first.
Disagree: if you start at the top and work down, then the wet spots don’t drip down onto the parts you’ve already dried.
Counterpoint - I dry my legs and feet first as those are the first to cause water to get on the floor. Then I get a bathrobe and finally work on the hair.
Question was targeted at men
This just in, men don’t have hair
It was an attempt to joke about it, nothing offensive. Picturing it doing this in that order, with a bathrobe and then having the relaxed time to work on the hair isn’t really relatable for me. Also, i never met a men yet who refers to its beard as hair (beard hair vs hair)
Don’t feel bad, my thoughts were similar to yours.
Ooff fuck you, guys. You are downvoting me without a serious reply.
Socks up, thight high, I differ and I’m - high
I am not against this. I support it. But let me be or confront me with my misunderstandings, anonyomous sucker.
Apparently a lot of other peeps in the comments are continually leaking from their orifices or something
I don’t need pubic hair in my face. I’ll start from the top and work down. Not sure why people are so compelled to argue.
If you feel the need to floss your ass then hit your face, by all means you do you.
So you dry off your butt first and then your face with the same towel?
I start with drying my anus and work in concentric circles out from that, so yes, my face is about last
Do you not wash your ass?
I do, but I still wouldn’t do that!
Clean your ass better.
Doesn’t matter! Could get that thing NASA clean room levels of clean and I’m still not going to towel off my butt before my face. That’s just weird!
Why is it weird? It’s just your butt. Are you scared of your butt?
Well, usually i take my underwear off first…
It seems more efficient to wash it while you shower, no?
There’s dozens of us!
😂
I always start with my hair first, dry my back and upper body, then my legs. But then I keep a second towel for intimate areas, because why would you want to wipe your face with the same towel you wipe your ass with?
Wash your ass better.
This, if my ass isn’t clean enough for me to use the same towel, how could I ask anyone to go anywhere near it
B, A, C2, C3, C4, C1, D.
No e or f?
Indeed, I don’t dry those sections.
