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That sounds like a disaster. All it will take is finding a single cool looking doodad and the entire cleaning crew will be occupied for hours
Yea, but that’d be worth it. We’d have found a cool doodad.
Makes me wonder what this doodad might be. Guess I should start googling cool doodads instead of finishing my status report…
every room has only a finite number of cool doodads at any given time. the room will be cleaned eventually, it just might take a little longer. not to mention that the extra time will be spent discussing cool doodads and will thus be time well spent.
That’s assuming you can only spend a finite amount of time on each cool doodad and can’t switch between them.
Homeowner won’t be mad.
You found that cool doodad they put somewhere they wouldn’t forget months ago.
I get focused on small things, which makes me an inefficient cleaner. Sure that drawer is going to be the most organized it has ever been, but there are bigger fish to fry.
I just need someone following me around to ask questions like “Are you sure deep cleaning the microwave is the most effective use of your time right now?”
“Shut the fuck up, Terrance! You don’t know what I need right now!”
I named my helper Terrance.
Well after years and years of not cleaning it, I guess the few times a decade we get to do it then it better be deeply clean 😄
I’d probably sign up for that if I could set a reminder to remember to set a reminder to remember to set a reminder…… ∞
Their filing system will be incompatible with mine and we will both hide each other’s things in plain sight.
then it’ll become what I’m supposed to do and I won’t want to do it
Pay 1/2 up front 1/2 at end. No obligation to finish.
I would have to relearn all my random junk heaps to find stuff.
Then you return home to find all your stuff was put away in wrong places and have a complete meltdown because you can’t find anything when you need it.
The word you‘re searching for is „autism“.
This is a joke, kinda. I‘m autistic and I like to talk about it. Have a nice day. :)
I can’t find my stuff one way or the other, so whatever…
Yeah I have a complete meltdown whenever my keys, wallet, and phone aren’t in my pockets, because I don’t know where they are the
I don’t want to clean my own house. Why would I want to clean anybody else’s house?
Because maybe the pressure you apply to doing something for someone else exceeds what you do for yourself.
(Or I could just be speaking for myself here)
