Today I learned that it is illegal to sell tritium in the us but it is not illegal to buy it in the us…so here is a website selling tritium trinkets that come from taiwan!
They are like glow sticks that last for 10 years, it is perfectly safe unless maybe you were drinking liquid tritium for a few weeks.
Now there is nothing I want to do more than drinking the forbidden heavy water
Deuterium is heavy water. Tritium is morbidly obese water
I want to mix it with lube for a freaky radioactive sex party with me and my hand.
Did…did you not notice the username?
Mmmm heavy…