Ain’t no way that isn’t supposed to look like meat
It smells like meat…
It’s cold to the touch…
You’re cold to the touch.
Eat it, see what happens.
Okay, I’m convinced. You’ve been meating your hands…
Swap it out with real meat and see if they notice.
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Maybe YOUR meat is soft and floppy. Unlike mine
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Soat
Meap
Smeat
Featured in the… super amazing movie Waterworld (1995)
Stoak
Ah… so if it’s traditional, natural soap then it’s made from tallow which is rendered animal fat.
Tallow is used mainly in producing soap and animal feed.
Love eating some tallow
That’s a Noap from me.
what’s next? op isn’t a banana?
No such claim has ever been made. OP is a Foreign Delivery Man of God.
holyshit, 🤤🤤🤤 i need a keyboard with emoji key
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