Not like wore an underwear for 2 days. I mean the absolute most disgusting thing you’ve ever done that would make most people say wtf
well i used my foot as a toilet brush once
NOOOO. NO.
Ate dog food when i was like 4 years old. Didn’t know that you had the option to ignore impulsive thoughts back then.
The first time I ate ass was my partner’s and it was after a rave.
We were both rolling tho so it was gross but also hot?
I ate shit.
As a kid I was at my friends house. Parents were not around. He, for a reason I don’t remember, took a shit in the living room and he was like “Look I took a shit on the floor!” and we had a laugh about it. And then, for a reason I don’t remember, he dared me to eat a piece of it. And I did. Not much to say about it, it was horrible. Maybe this is why my immune system is so good.
Oh no man😭. Please tell me this was under 9 years old.
Definitely. It was preschool time.
I was in my early twenties, and having a fight with my husband over dishes. I was sick of always being the one to do them, and demanded he take a turn. He didn’t want to, so I simply declared i wasn’t going to do dishes again until he did a load.
I held fast. It took two months, but he finally did the dishes, which involved throwing a lot of moldy stuff away. He’s much better about helping with dishes now lol
I am legitimately impressed your marriage is holding together and getting better
Glad you held fast. Everyone should take turns doing chores. It’s kinda mind bending that people don’t already.
Did yall not run out of dishes? Or did you clean one off as you needed it?
If I remember right it was a lot of frozen meals and plastic silverware
That’s disgusting, but not so much the dirty dishes, as the idea that he thought it just wasn’t his job to ever do them. Jesus Christ…
Good for you for holding firm! 😁👍
I pray no dish was reused
Mmm.
- Drank a sip of sewer water as a dare as a kid, contracted some form of stomach issue and ended up having uncontrollable diarrhea for about 3 days. This required a hospital stay and diapers…
- Drank milk straight out of the udder (have a pic to prove it too). I don’t find it that disgusting per se but I guess I had to mention it still.
- Didn’t shower for two weeks of arduous physical work because I was in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere with no running water nor hot water. You just had to bathe in the river basically.
OK sewer water is INSANE. And diapers is funny sorry
Milk is fine.
Shower is acceptable under the circumstances.
How did the sewer water taste? Can’t leave out the most important details!
One of them is not like the others…
I think the sound you’re hearing is a bunch of people creating throwaway accounts for this one. Not me though. I’m a saint.
Oh fuck I posted it on my main
Now everyone knows that you were the phantom pooper
I have no shame and post everything on main (minus nudes)
The most disgusting thing at least for myself was when I caught some stomach flu. A strain on steroids ha. I learned that uncontrollable projectile vomit and projectile diarrhoea are very real things and I hope I don’t experience it again. I was house-sitting too, and alone, which made everything more difficult. I lost a pair of pants - they reeked so badly I couldn’t wash the smell away. I vomited everywhere in the house, passed out with fever, would wake up hours later, attempt to clean, vomit some more, fall asleep again. Literally I thought I could die dehydrated.
But for other people my most disgusting thing was that time I was like 8 y/o and ate grilled cow intestines. Now, for context, that’s a totally normal dish in South America. But the thing is, these intestines hadn’t been properly cleaned. So they had cow shit inside. No, I didn’t enjoy them. I started spitting this chewed up barf that looked like slimy porridge. It didn’t have much taste or smell but it was like grimy sludge I wasn’t enjoying really. Everyone at the table went ewwww ugh oh no oh go wash your mouth omg and gagging. Whatever. Grown ups make a fuss over nothing.
Jesus. Not the poor pants 😭😭
OK I’m shocked at the intestines. Here they remove tis thin layer on the inside of the organ to make sure its thoroughly clean. Ofc idk about Argentina but that ought to be standard practice.
The grosest thing I’ve done is probably that time I had sex with someone who forgot to take out her moon cup after having her period. The smell was “not great”.
However, since it was a suprise for both of us it did not have this awful anticipation of having to do something disgusting. We just found out after the fact.
Another good contender was having to clean the shower in the morning after a drunk guy shit in it when we took him home the night before because he was laying in the street and not able to go home by himself.
Also very smelly.
The guy actually left the house before we woke up, but without his shoes. He also tried to access through the garden, even though that was a garden without access to the road. I still have no idea how he managed to get out of there. He never came back for his shoes. I wonder why!
Nooooo
As a horny tween/teen I would fuck the toilet seat.
That might not be the grossest thing I’ve ever done, but its sure up there.
I’m less disgusted and more intrigued by the mechanics of it.
I think if we found a way to get horny teenagers to try and fuck quantum mechanics, we’d have unified QM with gravity by now.
Empty toilet paper tube between the seat and the rim, a big squeeze of your sister’s fancy conditioner, and go to town like its doggy-style. The weight of the toilet seat and lid offered great resistance it actually felt really good, though you definitely need a real ceramic toilet seat not some shitty plastic one. In terms of just sensation alone it was one of the best masturbation techniques my young addled brain came up with. Once I got my first smartphone too I could lay it on the closed lid with porn open.
Reccomend laying down some folded towels so you don’t kill your knees.
huh… brb
Edit: darn, I just remembered I don’t have a sister :(
That’s one way to go about it
Your mom
I really don’t want to say
I walk around outside without underwear. Did this at work, school, malls.
Oh I’ve done that a lot too. Not work or school. Just when I’m leaving my house for a quick trip.
Had to deal with an angry girlfriend a few years ago who hated that I did it. Unbelievably jealous woman, like she was once pissed at me for giving my number to a girl before we ever even went out on a date.
Showering only every 2 weeks during summer back when I was living in a peasantoid lodge where getting water and a bath/shower ready is a major pain in the ass.
