Pick up a new language. A whole language in the course of a normal hospital stage is not really plausible, so narrow the goals. Like only learn how to swear in another language, say. Or learn how to say all the sexual acts you can think of in another language fluently.

Pick up a solo RPG and start playing when you get bored.

here because aliens tried to bum fuck me

All I could think of 🤣

You can download a stop animation app to your phone and then make a little movie with whatever you have on you hospital table.

You’re welcome.

Good luck! Hope you get better soon. Have a blurry photo of a cat for companionship.

Maybe that worked. I’m not so good with uploading in comments.

If you really have time, find a research project on Zooniverse and help out.

https://www.zooniverse.org/projects

If you’ve already done the daily wordle you could try sedecordle. It’s sixteen wordles at once!

This is what Steam Deck is for.

You could always do some math equasions , i love doing some for fun from time to time … good for the brain excercise too

here because aliens tried to bum fuck me (no questions about got why im in here allowed)

1. So, um, how’s it going?
2. What would you normally be doing right now?
3. What hobbies do you have?
4. How long are you going to be the hospital?
5. Any cute nurses you can throw my way?

Read a book!

Is your bum going to be salvageable?

There’s a dailygames community.

ETA- i think there’s a random Wikipedia community.

Check out the AFIs to 100 movies.

Learn a skill- duolingo or ukelele.

Lean about blackjack or craps and play online for free.

Build a model.

• squaredle
• sudoku on extreme mode
• read an article you’ve been putting off
• sleep
• learn something you’re interested in
• write a diary
• investigate what you’re going to do next

What was your dream job as a kid?

What is it now? (Assuming you are not a kid)